What's the worst advice you could give in this situation?

In these 3 scenarios, what do you think would be the most inapproprate thing to say? How bad can your advice be?








1. A 10 year old boy told you his pet turtle died.





2. Your best friend told you she/ he has contracted anal warts.





3. A fellow classmate in a hard course has failed terribly but you passed with an A.What's the worst advice you could give in this situation?
1. Tell him to boil the turtle in a pot of water, season it up and eat it, and then the trutle will always be with him... until he poops it out.





2. Tell her/him that if she/he wasn't such a skanky slut it wouldn't have happened, and tell them you are simply going to have to have pictures of the warts to post on your MySpace and Facebook pages.





3. Tell your classmate that you didn't really get an A, that you were graded on a huge curve because you never wore underwear to class and sat on the front row. Say, ';Didn't you know that's all you had to do to pass? Be sure and try it next semester when you re-take the class';.What's the worst advice you could give in this situation?
1) I know! Last night while you were sleeping, I snuck into your house and smashed the **** out of it with a hammer! I made a video, if you're interested in seeing how that went down....





2) Yeah? Well, you wouldn't have that problem if you didn't let your dad repeatedly **** you in the ***! No, but really. I understand this is embarrassing, and you don't want to go to the doctor, so I'll share a bit of sage advice with you. I've heard that the best and only home remedy is rubbing alcohol. Just squirt a gratuitous amount of it up there, and the problem clears up very quickly.





3) Wow! I can't believe I did so well, while you completely suck at life. Wanna know the best part? I don't know this **** at all! I've been covertly switching our assignments all year! Take that, ******!
1. A 10 year old boy told you his pet turtle died.


-----That's great, Jimmy! Now we can perform an autopsy and examine the intestines! You wanna touch its brains?


2. Your best friend told you she/ he has contracted anal warts.


-----I wonder how that happened.... you were drunk yesterday, though, right?


3. A fellow classmate in a hard course has failed terribly but you passed with an A.


-----Laugh at them a lot, and shove the paper in their mouth while they're crying. Also, flip them off multiple times while doing a victory dance. When the victory dance is finished, walk backwards shouting ';LOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZEEEEEEEER!';
1. Oh speaking if that, em, why don't you try this soup I made you. It's freshh..





2. Why don't you just go do it again and see if you get HIV!





3. Try a harder course, maybe it was too easy for him lol. Then say haha your a dumba** and I'm not !if he fails again.


aww don't worry, your life will only be ruined for the next few DECADES!
This is just for humor's sake ok?


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1. *burp*


2. ooh, sounds delicious.


3. don't worry I know you must feel bad now, but I guarantee you you'll feel much much worse tomorrow.





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very interesting question!
1. Laugh, point and walk away


2. Make a face, and say ew your butt hole has bumps then walk away


3. Laugh, and say 'damn, [shrug] guess you should've did better, too bad!' then walk way...lmao that's wrong.
1. Are you hungry? I've got a special treat for you.


2. Keep your bum away from me. Go seek anal help!


3. Of course you were going to fail. Everyone knew that. You don't exactly have the brains.
Get over it son! Every living thing dies! Including you!!!





Who has butt zits? YOU DO!!! HAHAHAHAHAH





You know what? I'm smarter you're dumber that's final! Have a good time being a McDonald's worker for the rest of your life!!
1. Aww, don't worry, he probably died because of your negligence


2. So, how 'bout them Lakers?


3. Don't worry... this will affect only your future life and work habits... nothing much
Can I have it?





How the hell did you shove a warty toad down THERE?





Can I frame your test grade next to mine in my room, to remember how much I won and how much you failed!!!
1...there comes a point in which everyone/everything dies but your turtle is ok..*if I could actually say anything besides awww don't cry





2...I'm sorry to hear that





3...Its ok you tried maybe you will get a better grade next time and I can help you out
1. well he died because u are a bad boy.


2. ha ha well i guess let the wrong F***ing guy F*** u in the A$$


3. geez i guess u should try it Again stupid. or just drop out.
1. Hey, I know what'll cheer ya up! Let's go to the aquarium!





2. Guess you missed health class, huh?





3. Yay, my GPA looks even better now!
1. well... we can always make turtle soup...


2. well, remember that one night you passed out at my house...


3. in your FACE
1. Tell them to eat the remains


2. Laugh in their face


3. Cry to them about your A.
1. Who cares it is just a turtle just buy another one


2. That's your fault


3. you are not as smart as me
1. Hide the turtle in your parents pillows





2. WTF





3. Next time copy my ****
Lol at them. To all 3. Lol
1 eating it will make you feel better





2 just tell ur dad to tear them off with his d!ck








3 good job dont forget failing is the only thing thatt will make our future brightter