serious answers only, i guess what I want to hear is that it's gone.I did something bad, I need SERIOUS advice please?
I doubt it. I've tested positive with one shotgun after having been clean for a month. A single use can test positive for 1-6 days (http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_testing.shtml) Those tests are really precise.
It sounds like you havn't been trying to get it out of your system the past few days so the best advice I can give you is start drink a lot of water, so the test will be too diluted to produce any conclusive result. Take some b vitamins to color your pee, so it doesn't look so diluted.
When you've got an inconclusive result they'll probably have to redo the test, but it'll buy to enough time for it to get out of your system. In the mean time, increase your caffeine intake, and start eating less to boost your metabolism.
For future screens you might want to keep Zinc sulfate handy. Zinc will divert the thc metabolites that they test for in the urine screens to your poo. Take some the night before, and the morning of the screen, and that will help to mask the results, but it doesn't always work.
Also if you have the money, a lot of vitamin stores and I think gnc, have detox drinks. They're about $30. I don't know about they're accuracy, but it's worth a shot. Having a clean result is better than looking like your hiding something. It all depends on what's at risk, if it doesn't work, will you be able to handle the consequences?
And don't ever be ashamed about smoking pot, if it weren't illegal, you probably wouldn't feel so bad. Though if smoking pot does make you feel bad, don't smoke it!!!I did something bad, I need SERIOUS advice please?
No, it's in your system for a while. If you have to take a drug test today, you're screwed. You're going to need to have someone else pee in a water bottle for you. Put that water bottle underneath your clothes or in your purse possibly when you go in for your drug test. Then just pour it in the cup. You shouldn't have smoked pot before your drug test.. or at all since it's ILLEGAL!
That one is totally up in the air. If you got some cash get some stuff that flushes the system. Drink a ton of water. If its a saliva test they have something for that too.
Ughh that really sucks. If you're not a user why the heck did you use?
And it sucks, but i pretty much doubt it'll be out of your system.
Good luck!
If you chug a bunch of water and are very active, your system might be clean by 2 weeks, but 3 days? You're screwed.
Actually its two weeks and if you take water pills and drink a lot of fluids it could be out as soon as 3 days. But your pretty much screwed about the test.
It takes about three months to be undetectable. It's fat soluble so it stays in your system.
Calm down its not a big deal. But no your system wont be clean. It stays in there anywhere from 2 weeks to a month.
Drink vinegar.
If you have a local GNC, ask if they have anything to clean out your system (say you're a reformed addict)
you should drink lots of water and cranberry juice and it should be gone in about a day.
Nooo, THC stays in your system for at least a month
start looking for a job
i beleive it takes about a month for it to be out of your system
Well, for one weed causes paranoia and right now you are pretty nervous lol that's one of its effects. And 2, yes it is still in your system. BUT that doesn't mean you won't pass this test =). OK, if you have some money about 40 bucks you can go to GNC where they sell cleaners, you know these drinks, you drink them boom your system is clean. There are a lot of places where you can get these drinks, sadly i don't know you area so I can't tell you exactly where and what not. Try those weed shops where they sell tons of bongs and crap. Or ask people hwo smoke weed on the regular they can also help you since they have experience with these kind of things. Now if all comes to worse, you can do this by yourself, drink alooooooooooooot of water 2 hours before the test, but a LOT!!!! honestly, by the gallons, the sucky part about this is that you will only pee water on that test they will know that, so they might let you get away with it or maybe not. Also you can bring a friend with you (that's clean) make him pee in a tiny medicine bottle right before you go in the place (pee needs to be warm) and hide it in your sock or somewhere (not your pocket) and use that. You are still in green my friend! =)
most of the people here have no clue what they are talking about.
well, THC normally stays in your system for 30 days... it can be reduced by working out, sweating a lot and drinking a lot of water. supposidly if you drink a glass of vinegar, you will be able to pass it... but honestly, you are going to get caught so i woudl suggest that maybe you get someone else's pee... depends on how bad you really need your job.
and honestly dont feel bad about smoking pot... out of all the drugs in the world, weed is the most harmless... hellooooo its a PLANT, you never hear any stories of ppl dying from weed....
and DONT go buy one of those 40 dollar drinks, its not a gurantee that it will work.
You've gotten a ton of really stupid advice.
Unfortunately it stays in your system for 14 days for urine, only 48 hours for blood and 6 months for hair follicle.
Drinking water won't help. You'll also pass the test if you just pour some water from the sink or toilet into the urine. Drinking water and pouring water in work the same way, they dilute the sample. Urine drug tests look for parts per million (PPM) so diluting the sample by adding more water either by drinking it or directly adding it add more millions of things besides the drugs. The problem is that all urine tests also test for specific gravity, that's in essence how many normal urine things are in the urine. If there's too much water you'll get tested again. But . . . that could give you the extra week you need to get clean.
Don't bother with stupid ';detox'; drinks, they're a complete gimmick. Don't drink too much water either, it's possible to kill yourself by drinking too much water.
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