Thursday, May 13, 2010

I had a bad dream ketchup ed advice?

This is ketchup Ed the other night I had bad dream that people in this category and other鈥檚. We were all in the McDonalds together I was in a high chair and everyone was slapping me one person was shoving ketchup down my throat another person wanted to beat me with a bam boo stick. Avon mom was strangling me with a bib and my mother was just standing there cheering everyone on. I woke up in cold sweat. I don鈥檛 have dreams like this. What can this mean?


I had a bad dream ketchup ed advice?
It probably means your thinking alot and you cant get your mind off something


did you have mcdonalds that day or the day before?


or did you even think about Mcdonalds that day?I had a bad dream ketchup ed advice?
Go to this website...





http://www.bored.com/freakydreams/





Honestly I don't know how accurate it is and sometimes you have to kind of interpret the interpretation. But it is a lot of fun and more times than once the explanation they have given makes sense.
you probably ate a bad cheezeburger ...
some dreams mean stuff or its just in ur head also it last's a long time funny cause all dreams are 7 sec
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  • Okay this sounds bad but i need advice...?

    okay me and this guy have been friends for a looonnnggg time, then he started going out with my bestfriend on and off for 2 years and the on and off dating has been going on until now. me and the guy were hanging out on friday at his house because he invited me over cuz he just broke up with my best friend again,


    we were just hanging out then we started drinking beer and having alot of fun, and we both go really drunk and started making out and ended up having sex...





    then later i left and we didnt talk about it, and at school he told a friend and another friend and another friend and my bestfriend, who he just broke with heard about it. it was bad she got really mad and started saying **** to everyone, but obviously i lied about it to everyone but she knows we did.





    and today after school me and the guy talked about it and he ended up tellling me he loved me alott, and wants to go out. when he said it i was shocked and hung upo the phone,


    i need some advice on this, yeahh btw im 15.... dont say im immature and way to young because i know i am. i just need advice.Okay this sounds bad but i need advice...?
    Well, we all make unwise decisions, but if you want to avoid another unwise one, better stay away from the alcohol. Be careful about the ';I love you'; phrases. They shouldn't be thrown around like that and it sounds like this guy (even though he's been a friend for two years) is playing with your emotions. I think you should keep your distance and try to patch up with your friends that were hurt. It would mean the world to them.





    best wishes!Okay this sounds bad but i need advice...?
    First of all did you use protection to prevent a pregnancy? How about a condom? You should dump this person and wait till you are ready for a real man.One who wont tell and respects you.

    I have a bad vegetarian diet, need advice?

    I became a vegetarian about 5 yrs ago when I was 13. I admit that the time i've been a vegetarian, I probably haven't eaten a very healthy diet. My whole family is meat buyers and unhealthy ones at that. They basically only stock the fridge with meat, carbs, and frozen junk. Rarely do we have real vegetables, besides frozen microwaved ones (which i doubt have any nutrition at all). The only fruits we have are bananas and grapes which i try to eat every day. Other than that, the only non frozen veggies is iceberg lettuce salad in a bag. Sometimes spinach which I try to eat a lot of when it's there. It's difficult for me to get to the store to buy my own food so I usually just eat whatevers available.





    Anyway, this diet has taken a toll on me. I am weak, skinny and lacking in muscles. I could go on about the health problems I have. Any advice? What foods should I start eating? what is the most nutritious? thanksI have a bad vegetarian diet, need advice?
    Good news is now that you're an adult you can shop for your own food and get yourself lots of nutritious choices! You need to take some responsibility for your diet to make sure you are getting the nutrients you need. If you can get to the store yourself, go along when your parents go and get your own foods.





    Frozen veggies are actually very healthy -- sometimes moreso than fresh -- providing they don't have any sauces or anything on them. That's because they're picked at the peak of their ripeness and flash frozen to retain all the nutrients. I personally don't think they taste as good, however.





    I think since you haven't had a lot of exposure to different fruits and veggies, try stuff out and see what you like. Buy a different kind of fruit or veggie every week to start building your repertoire! Going to the library and checking out a few veggie cookbooks would give you some ideas for meals. Websites like vegweb.com are also good for recipes.





    The most inexpensive veggie food is probably rice and beans. Dry beans are extremely cheap, though I use canned myself because they're more convenient (they're still really cheap!). Choose brown rice over white rice and you've got a complete meal right there. Cooking it in some veggie broth will give it more flavor.





    Some good foods to have around include dark leafy greens, whole grains, beans, assorted fruits, hummus, orange veggies (like carrots and sweet potatoes), nuts and dried fruit, and cereals (like oats for oatmeal).I have a bad vegetarian diet, need advice?
    Wow, sorry your family isn't more supportive of your lifestyle. I would recomend more whole grains and beans in your diet for proteins and vitamins. Bulgar wheat, quinoa, and oats are great grains and any type of bean is excellent. Also, do a little research online and find recipes for making vegi burgers and falafel, they are really good and ur family would probably like them too, maybe ask your mom if you can add the ingred's to the shopping list. Frozen vegis are nutritious and even better than the canned ones so don't feel too bad about that. Try to get a bigger variety of fruits too. If you are driving now then you need to go to the store and do some shopping for yourself if your family isn't willing to help. Good luck!
    Read, read and read some more! Do all the research you can, check books out of the library and join veggie groups online. The best way is to do the veggie thing is to do it right, and fully armed with a boatload of knowledge. I was 14 years old and totally depended on food that my parents bought when I decided to give up meat so I know exactly what you're going through. If you're serious about being vegetarian in a healthful way, you'll have to take more responsibility for yourself and your diet, especially with nonsupporting family.





    Chances are, if you're still eating eggs and dairy, you don't have any trouble getting enough protein. But do make sure you're getting it from other sources too, like beans, lentils, nuts, seeds, etc. Luckily, these foods are often inexpensive so it shouldn't be too hard for you to stock your own pantry with them. Veggie burgers (and other meat substitues or soy products like tofu) make a nice, quick alternative too, though they can definitely get pricey. Just don't rely on them too much!





    Calcium can be another concern for vegetarians but again, if you're eating dairy, you'll probably meet your daily need with no problem. Dark green veggies, like kale or broccoli, are some other great sources!





    Vitamin B-12 is a concern for vegans but you didn't mention omitting dairy from your diet so I'll assume you don't need to worry about that.





    One mineral you really need to make sure you get enough of is iron. Like vitamin B-12, iron is a crucial component of red blood cells. Dried beans and peas, lentils, enriched cereals, whole-grain products, dark leafy green vegetables, and dried fruit are good sources of iron. To help your body absorb nonanimal sources of iron, eat foods rich in vitamin C - such as strawberries, citrus fruits, tomatoes, cabbage and broccoli - at the same time you consume iron-containing foods.





    For more health information, I highly recommend making a trip over to http://www.veganhealth.org/. The information there covers all the nutritional needs of all sorts of vegetarians, not just vegans. Just click on their ';Table of Contents'; link and run down the page to learn about everything you need to know to be a healthy vegetarian!





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    On to the fun part of being vegetarian - food! I suspect that you'll find, as I did, a whole new world of food and flavors opens up to you when you start to do some research! Don't be afraid to experiment and try things you've never heard of before. Make it fun! You probably don't do much of your own grocery shopping yet, but I love to pick up one thing each time I go that I've never heard of before or that seems foreign and exotic. (I thoroughly scan the ingredient list first, of course!) Then I'll look it up when I get home and try to find a recipe that uses it. It might be a fun way for you and your guardian(s) to be active together in your diet!





    You also might want to offer to cook a meal for your family once a week, if they'll buy the groceries for it. That way, you can introduce your family to some healthier alternatives as well as ensure you'll get at least one awesome meal a week! If you get excited about your diet and have fun with it, chances are that it will rub off on them, at least a little bit!





    Luckily, in addition to tons of cookbooks, there are a plethora of vegetarian recipe sites out there so you shouldn't have any trouble at all finding some recipes that are healthy and yummy! I'll include one or two of my favorites at the end of my answer. Give them a go - they're pretty easy and scrumptious!





    And if you're ever looking for some obscure veggie food that you can't find in your local grocery or health food store, hop on over to Food Fight! at http://store.foodfightgrocery.com/index.鈥?/a> They'll send that vegan haggis you were craving right to your door!





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    There are a couple of great magazines you might want to subscribe to also. (They make great presents - just drop the hint to your loved ones around your birthday or holidays!) I know it helps me feel connected to the veggie community - I'm the only vegan I know in my ';real'; life!


    Vegetarian Times - http://www.vegetariantimes.com/


    Veg News - http://www.vegnews.com/


    Herbivore - http://www.herbivoreclothing.com/magazin鈥?/a>





    Teen-Specific Veggie Sites


    http://www.vegetarianteen.com/


    http://www.peta2.com/


    http://members.tripod.com/~vegout/





    Veggie Recipe Sites


    http://www.vegweb.com/ (The best!)


    http://www.vegcooking.com/ (The site maintained by PETA.)


    http://www.theppk.com/recipes/ (Couple of the coolest veggie girls ever!)


    http://allrecipes.com/Recipes/Everyday-C鈥?/a>


    http://veganlunchbox.blogspot.com/ (Great ideas for packing lunches for school or work.)


    http://veganyumyum.com/ (Beautiful pictures that will make your mouth water.)





    Veggie Online Communities


    http://www.veggieboards.com/boards/ (They have a great board for new veggies. Introduce yourself and welcome!)


    http://www.postpunkkitchen.com/forum/ind鈥?/a>





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    Black Bean Burgers with Guacamole





    Perfect with a side of spicy fries!





    1 can black beans (15 oz or so - doesn't have to be precise)


    1/4 cup diced yellow onion


    1/2 cup diced red bell pepper


    1/2 tsp ground cayenne pepper


    1 egg substitute *


    1 cup seasoned bread crumbs


    2 Tbsp fresh chopped cilantro (2 tsp if using dried)


    2 Tbsp olive oil


    Top with guacamole (or salsa or sprouts or all of it!)





    Rinse black beans. In a large bowl, mash black beans then add onion, bell pepper, cayenne pepper, egg substitute, vegan bread crumbs and cilantro. Blend until all ingredients are mixed well. Form bean mixture into patties and place on a baking pan or cookie sheet (spray pan with non-stick spray). Bake at 350 for 10 mins. Or you can fry them in olive oil. (If you have the time, it's great to bake them first and them throw them in the frying pan with a touch of oil. That way, they cook thoroughly from the oven and get nice and crispy on the outside from the pan!)





    Guacamole





    3 avocados, peeled, pitted and mashed


    1 lime, juiced


    1 tsp salt


    1/2 cup diced onion


    3 Tbsp chopped fresh cilantro (3 tsp if using dried)


    2 roma (plum) tomatoes, diced


    1 tsp minced garlic


    1 pinch ground cayenne pepper (optional)





    In a medium bowl, mash together the avocados, lime juice, and salt. Mix in onion, cilantro, tomatoes, and garlic. Stir in cayenne pepper. Refrigerate 1 hour for best flavor, or serve immediately.





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    General Tao's Tofu





    Awesome served over rice with steamed broccoli! This recipe is actually the most popular on www.vegweb.com and with good reason. It's delicious! I even got my tofu-phobic dad to try it and he was hooked! There is actually a video on the website that walks you through making it, step by step. Follow this link to check it out: http://vegweb.com/index.php?topic=8769.0鈥?/a>





    1 box firm tofu


    1 egg substitue *


    3/4 cup cornstarch


    vegetable oil for frying


    3 chopped green onions (scallions)


    1 Tbsp minced ginger


    1 Tbsp minced garlic


    2/3 cup vegetable stock


    2 Tbsp soy sauce or tamari


    4 Tbsp sugar


    red pepper to taste


    1 Tbsp white vinegar





    Drain, dry and cut tofu into 1 inch chunks. You can freeze tofu the night before to get a more chicken-like consistency, but it isn't necessary. Mix the egg replacer as specified on the box and add an additional 3 tablespoons water. Dip tofu in egg replacer/water mixture and coat completely. Sprinkle 3/4 cup cornstarch over tofu and coat completely. Watch out that the cornstarch doesn't clump up at the bottom of the bowl.





    Heat oil in pan and fry tofu pieces until golden. Drain oil.





    Heat 3 Tablespoons vegetable oil in pan on medium heat. Add green onions, ginger and garlic, cook for about 2 minutes. Be careful not to burn garlic. Add vegetable stock, soy sauce, sugar, red pepper and vinegar. Mix 2 Tablespoons water with 1 Tablespoon cornstarch and pour into mixture stirring well. Add fried tofu and coat evenly. Serve immediately with broccoli and rice.





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    * I use Ener-G egg replacer, which you can now find in most well-stocked supermarkets and definitely in health food stores. You can also get it at Food Fight, of course! (http://store.foodfightgrocery.com/eneggr鈥?/a> I'm sure just using the egg would work too, if you're not vegan. ;-)





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    Good luck! If you have any other questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to get in touch with me. I'm more than happy to spread the veggie love! And just remember, above all else, stay healthy and informed!
    Well firstly if your a vegan that eats dairy that will be your saving grace eat lots of it if you do; butter, chesse and lots of milk to keep your bones strong it will also have the fats you'll miss from meat so its v good for you. If how ever you dont try soya milk it takes some getting used to but try sweetened its got the calcium you will need.


    As you say your weak get some multi vitamins to help your body along if your malnourished you'll start getting infections and getting sick easily (if you dont already) plus fish is great omega 3 is good for you. oily fish has been known to help the skin and nails.


    If your a vegan that doesn't eat fish then dont forget your carbs tho you cant live on these alone it is possible to have a balanced diet and be a vegan rice, pasta, potatoes an cos cos will all provide your energy. Theres also lentil's and various beans.


    May be you could start by getting a vegan cook book to star with these will give you ideas on what to by.


    You obviously need fruit and veg but you need a mixture as different one give different vitamins fruit juices will help.


    Try to encourage your family to joint in a bit.
    Avocados are a vegetarian's best friend. Eat them on bread, or mash them and make guacamole out of them.


    Eat nuts...


    Lentils are important - but yucky if eaten plain. Look up a recipe for lentil loaf.


    Sprouts. Eat Tempe sandwiches.


    Olives.


    Lots of romaine and red leaf lettuce.


    Make sure you make whole grain rice.


    Experiment with the whole gamut of beans.


    Buy ';hummus.'; Try ';falafel.'; These can be bought in a regular grocery store.


    Vegetarian chili - even if you don't want to cook it from scratch, Hormel maks vegetarian chili in a can that you can put on a baked potato.


    Try TVP - textured vegetable protein.


    Go to Whole Foods and buy something called ';Field Roast'; - it's a lunchmeat with no meat, made without soy.


    Lots of things go good with sauerkraut, which is very good for you.


    Try other vegetables like spaghetti squash, butternut squash, collard greens, swiss chard, for variety. (They go good together, too.) Make with your whole grain rice...yummy.


    If you can eat fish, salmon is your best bet - 50% less heart disease for people who eat a pound of salmon a week.


    Eggs are really good for you too.


    When you go to the store, buy tons of frozen stuff so you don't have to keep going very often (since you don't get there often.) When you cook things, cook way too much and put in plastic containers in the freezer, that way you don't get stuck eating the junk that your family has around when you don't feel like cooking.


    Buy organic wholegrain breads.


    Most important thing is to buy a big thing of olive oil and use it on toast instead of butter. Good oils are very important for your body - avoid oils like butter, canned oil sprays.





    I like to cook zucchini and yellow squash, all chopped up, in a jar of chopped tomatoes with olive oil (and onions) added. Add a can of Garbanzo beans and serve over rice. Very cheap and yummy - and you can freeze several containers of it for later.
    You need to find a protein source you do like. Peanut butter, soy products, vegetables if they did exist in you house. These things will give you energy. If you are carb loading which is what sounds like what you are doing you are eating and get a burst of energy and drop like a rock. That is what carbs do they have no lasting power. I eat a breakfast cookie - bizzylizzybakery.com an online bakery sends them to my home and I eat one or two a day when I am rushed or two lazy to cook. They have 4 grams of carbs ( the good ones) and 7 grams of protein. You need to get some vegetables an fruit. The sad part about bad eating habits is that they are not always visual but if you are having outward signs you are probably messing things up inside too. EAT Better and do it now. Also check out the sources I gave you they both are loaded with information that will help you make good choices.
    i'm a vegetarian too and what i like to eat is spinach lasagna, grilled cheese, pasta's with maranara sauce, veggie pizzas, and i luv subway because they have a veggie delight sandwich. Just make sure u get plenty of iron and omega 2 and 3's.

    Should I feel bad about this? Need advice?

    I'm 25 and met this girl last night and we just hit it off. She was super attractive, had the most amazing body ever, and one thing lead to another throughout the night and next thing I knew she was getting on me undressing, asking if I had anything she needed to know about. I'm clean, she is 28 and said she was clean and fixed so she couldn't have kids (to explain that, she is divorced and has a few kids already), so we did it. After wards, she said she doesn't usually do that, but I was different and turned her on. I think she liked me alot and wants to see me again, so i don't think it's going to be a one night stand, but I still feel bad because it was unlike me, careless, dumb and have some ';what if's'; going through my mind. I definitely won't do it again, lesson learned, but curious if I feel like this just because its my first time 'hooking up' with someone i dont really know, or what? Would most guys honestly have been able to say no in that situation?Should I feel bad about this? Need advice?
    Sure she's never done that before. That's what she tells all the guys especially the virgins. Congratulations for obeying your other brain instead of using the one on your shoulders.Should I feel bad about this? Need advice?
    Most guys couldn't say no, but they should be smart enough to say no. I hope you wore a condom. Just because a woman says she's clean, doesn't mean she is. I hope you were lucky this time and she didn't give you an STD or Aids.





    Just remember, no matter how good sex is, it's never worth dying for.
    99% of guys could probably not resist that. It's the woman's job to control herself because most men cannot control themselves.





    We get guys all horny and then what are they supposed to do? Walk away? If women didn't want to be put into situations like that, they shouldn't act like sluts.
    Dont over analyse- you did what you did and what you did was not something bad. You sound like a nice guy though so if this behaviour doesnt make you feel good remember that next time. She sounds like a predator!!
    As long as you wrapped it up, what's to worry about? She might have said she was ';fixed'; but you don't know her from Adam and strangers lie about lesser things.





    EDIT: Armywife has *got* to be kidding. Right?
    First of all you should have used protection matter what she said. Secondly shyt happens...get over it.
    no get what ever a clean one is giving.

    Is this a bad idea?? I need advice.?

    Where I work, we have been given this survey to fill out where we offer anonymous comments about our thoughts and feelings about the direction the company is going in. We are also supposed to offer ideas for things that might boost the morale of the office. I had a few ideas but I'd like to run them by on here before I jot them down...





    a) Toga Fridays---Everyone in the office wears a toga, complete with that funky green crown on their heads.





    b) One day of the week, preferably on Wednesday (hump day) slapping and touching of rear ends (like football players) is acceptable.





    c) Siestas between 1:30 and 2:30 are allowed.





    Your thoughts on these ideas????Is this a bad idea?? I need advice.?
    you would be the perfect boss for me ....come here you let me hug ya for being the most intelligent man in the work force by far....





    Ill take c) as a quickie insteadIs this a bad idea?? I need advice.?
    i like a and c a lot but i think b is really redundant. you can't give themes to two days of the week! it's either a theme for friday, which is customary, a theme for every day, or none at all. maybe you should just make that kind of thing acceptable every day and not have to worry about it. i've found that it really raises office morale. run this by the boss; i'm sure he'll agree.
    eerrmmm........


    they really wont take you seriously!!





    maybe a dress down friday (so you can wear whatever you want....maybe YOU should wear a toga!!! lol)





    longer lunch hour?? one half day?? more flexible hours?? (then you go take a siesta, lol)





    just completely bypass the whole slapping idea....





    ongoing funny competitions......(like, whose but crack is this, or baby photo etc. etc.)





    i know, i know..... i sound really dull now, but they would NEVER take your original ideas seriously, if they did it would be LEGENDARY!!! lol.
    I would say no to all 3. First of all, Toga Fridays? Honestly I wouldn't want to wear a toga at work... Second, the slapping of rears is just asking for a harassment plea.. Siestas should be your lunch break. Sorry to sound like a hum-bug but its just my thoughts maybe instead of Toga Fridays, be Casual friday. Something along those lines
    ahm... i can't really say if they are good or bad ideas cause first of all, i need to know what kind of work do you do, and second is what kind of people work there?


























    though A and C is a fun event...





    :D
    I think their weird...


    But try these ones:





    1. Food Day- All have to bring in a peice of food each and then have party with them at the end of the day.





    2. 60-80's all dress up as that time period, afros, big glasses, shoes, swishy skirts.





    3. OPOSIT SEX DAY! Men dress as women, Women dress as men.
    The siesta one seems like a good idea though maybe an hour is a bit much. The other two ideas seem to be asking for trouble, but they are funny.
    yes to B and C but B but A is dumb sorry but ya b is pretty funny but they will say no because the work world wants to make sure you don't enjoy your time there
    hahaha:p okay well if you want them to take you siriously i think you should cahnge it up.





    for example maybe siestas can be half an hour long (explaination:people work better when they are rested)
    A. Yes


    B. Perverted


    C. Umm... Yeah, I guess





    Every Monday Should Be Halloween. You should dress weird every monday!
    Like the workplace ideas - not too sure about the togos - some people just do not belong in a toga
    I would go for the 3rd one cuz im so lazy all of the others are wack or u can get suspended for harassments so yea





    ~~Amber~~
    What, no Hawaiian shirt day?





    I am appalled!
    How about Thursdays, maybe you could actually work on this particular day eh?
    It would be funny, but they wouldn't take them seriously.
    its anonymous just do it


    they probably wont take them seriously
    I think HR is going to want to talk to you
    i like them, but idea number 2(B) should be on friday.
    how about more time off to boost the morale you are asking for lawsuits
    The second one sounds perverted
    You're gonna need to find a new job!
    LOL.





    Those are funny ;o)





    And yes...bad idea.
    your an idiot...but you go right ahead and fill out the survey.......
    Love your ideas!
    Great Ideas....LOL...!!
    Relax its sunday..., leave work at work.
    how bout wicked tie tuesday where everyone wears a crazy tie.





    but iike c aslo
    thats great. i love all of them. dont forget about happy hour mondays. those would be nice
    You're kidding, right?
    I like C...unless by A you mean I can wear my sheets to work?
    lol they will never let u guys do that

    I am the bad tenant - need legal advice - added mental health issue?

    I have lived in a duplex for six years. For the first four years, everything was fine. I have been in treatment for severe depression/anxiety disorder since 2000. For the past two years, it has been getting worse and I am afraid that my house bore the brunt. I was completely unable to clean my house or take out trash for almost two years.





    Here is the current situation. I have stepped up my treatment, I have admitted to my therapist the situation, something I had been unable to do before. I was not evicted from my house and the rent is up to date but I am now living in a new house.





    The problem is, I cannot get everything out of the old house. It is trashed. There is no structural damage aside from a hole in one bedroom wall (drywall) which was a complete accident and will be simple to fix. There is trash everywhere. I have tried almost daily to get over there and clean it out. I have no local support system, no close family and even my church was unable to help, which really upset me. Because of my mental health issues, I cannot even walk in the front door of the old house without dissolving into tears.





    I have written a letter to my landlord which I will deliver along with the key this Saturday. I am taking full responsibility for the cleaning and repairs and am offering to set up a payment plan to repay them for any costs beyond the security deposit.





    I have my new landlord as well as a counselor coming over to make regular home visits to the new house to make sure this doesn't happen again. I am doing everything I can think of to make amends.





    I am scared that my old landlord will get really nasty over this, and while I wouldn't blame him if he did, I am hoping he will take my situation into consideration and let me make this right.





    I would love to hear from tenants and landlords alike on this subject as well as any advice from mental health professionals.





    What are my rights? What are my responsibilities?I am the bad tenant - need legal advice - added mental health issue?
    Can you afford to pay one more months rent and just make a deal with yourself that you will fill one garbage bag a day?





    If you are able, I think the sense of accomplishment will go far in repairing your self esteem. But it is ok if you still cannot.





    It will cost the landlord a few hundred probably to clean it out. Make your payment plan, but be prepared for the possibility that he may sue you. Then you will have a judgment against you if you ever go to buy a house or a new car. Sounds like that isn't in your foreseeable future though, so let it go.





    The trick here is to do everything right this time, and not beat yourself up over what you did wrong. Look forward, not back.





    Good luck. Sounds like you are on the mend.I am the bad tenant - need legal advice - added mental health issue?
    This is really not as difficult as you make it sound. All you have to do is hire a maid to go over there, clean up the place, and bring anything valuable over to your new apartment.
    You can hire a cleaning service to come in and clean it for you.
    So, you can post online but can't clean your house. Truly, you make me sick.

    I did something bad, I need SERIOUS advice please?

    Its Wednesday and its 9:40am. I smoke a bowl of weed on Sunday Morning. I've been so stressed out at work that's the only reason why! I know i did an awful thing by doing that I know. I never smoke, So im not a frequent user at all! Its been 3 days, would my system be clean for a drug test today? At about 4 pm? I got about 4 to 5 hits on the pipe. PLEASE HELP ME!








    serious answers only, i guess what I want to hear is that it's gone.I did something bad, I need SERIOUS advice please?
    I doubt it. I've tested positive with one shotgun after having been clean for a month. A single use can test positive for 1-6 days (http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_testing.shtml) Those tests are really precise.





    It sounds like you havn't been trying to get it out of your system the past few days so the best advice I can give you is start drink a lot of water, so the test will be too diluted to produce any conclusive result. Take some b vitamins to color your pee, so it doesn't look so diluted.





    When you've got an inconclusive result they'll probably have to redo the test, but it'll buy to enough time for it to get out of your system. In the mean time, increase your caffeine intake, and start eating less to boost your metabolism.





    For future screens you might want to keep Zinc sulfate handy. Zinc will divert the thc metabolites that they test for in the urine screens to your poo. Take some the night before, and the morning of the screen, and that will help to mask the results, but it doesn't always work.





    Also if you have the money, a lot of vitamin stores and I think gnc, have detox drinks. They're about $30. I don't know about they're accuracy, but it's worth a shot. Having a clean result is better than looking like your hiding something. It all depends on what's at risk, if it doesn't work, will you be able to handle the consequences?





    And don't ever be ashamed about smoking pot, if it weren't illegal, you probably wouldn't feel so bad. Though if smoking pot does make you feel bad, don't smoke it!!!I did something bad, I need SERIOUS advice please?
    No, it's in your system for a while. If you have to take a drug test today, you're screwed. You're going to need to have someone else pee in a water bottle for you. Put that water bottle underneath your clothes or in your purse possibly when you go in for your drug test. Then just pour it in the cup. You shouldn't have smoked pot before your drug test.. or at all since it's ILLEGAL!
    That one is totally up in the air. If you got some cash get some stuff that flushes the system. Drink a ton of water. If its a saliva test they have something for that too.
    Ughh that really sucks. If you're not a user why the heck did you use?


    And it sucks, but i pretty much doubt it'll be out of your system.


    Good luck!
    If you chug a bunch of water and are very active, your system might be clean by 2 weeks, but 3 days? You're screwed.
    Actually its two weeks and if you take water pills and drink a lot of fluids it could be out as soon as 3 days. But your pretty much screwed about the test.
    It takes about three months to be undetectable. It's fat soluble so it stays in your system.
    Calm down its not a big deal. But no your system wont be clean. It stays in there anywhere from 2 weeks to a month.
    Drink vinegar.





    If you have a local GNC, ask if they have anything to clean out your system (say you're a reformed addict)
    you should drink lots of water and cranberry juice and it should be gone in about a day.
    Nooo, THC stays in your system for at least a month
    start looking for a job
    i beleive it takes about a month for it to be out of your system
    Well, for one weed causes paranoia and right now you are pretty nervous lol that's one of its effects. And 2, yes it is still in your system. BUT that doesn't mean you won't pass this test =). OK, if you have some money about 40 bucks you can go to GNC where they sell cleaners, you know these drinks, you drink them boom your system is clean. There are a lot of places where you can get these drinks, sadly i don't know you area so I can't tell you exactly where and what not. Try those weed shops where they sell tons of bongs and crap. Or ask people hwo smoke weed on the regular they can also help you since they have experience with these kind of things. Now if all comes to worse, you can do this by yourself, drink alooooooooooooot of water 2 hours before the test, but a LOT!!!! honestly, by the gallons, the sucky part about this is that you will only pee water on that test they will know that, so they might let you get away with it or maybe not. Also you can bring a friend with you (that's clean) make him pee in a tiny medicine bottle right before you go in the place (pee needs to be warm) and hide it in your sock or somewhere (not your pocket) and use that. You are still in green my friend! =)
    most of the people here have no clue what they are talking about.





    well, THC normally stays in your system for 30 days... it can be reduced by working out, sweating a lot and drinking a lot of water. supposidly if you drink a glass of vinegar, you will be able to pass it... but honestly, you are going to get caught so i woudl suggest that maybe you get someone else's pee... depends on how bad you really need your job.





    and honestly dont feel bad about smoking pot... out of all the drugs in the world, weed is the most harmless... hellooooo its a PLANT, you never hear any stories of ppl dying from weed....





    and DONT go buy one of those 40 dollar drinks, its not a gurantee that it will work.
    You've gotten a ton of really stupid advice.





    Unfortunately it stays in your system for 14 days for urine, only 48 hours for blood and 6 months for hair follicle.





    Drinking water won't help. You'll also pass the test if you just pour some water from the sink or toilet into the urine. Drinking water and pouring water in work the same way, they dilute the sample. Urine drug tests look for parts per million (PPM) so diluting the sample by adding more water either by drinking it or directly adding it add more millions of things besides the drugs. The problem is that all urine tests also test for specific gravity, that's in essence how many normal urine things are in the urine. If there's too much water you'll get tested again. But . . . that could give you the extra week you need to get clean.





    Don't bother with stupid ';detox'; drinks, they're a complete gimmick. Don't drink too much water either, it's possible to kill yourself by drinking too much water.
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